The Graffe's Celebrity Death Pool

[Merkus]

R.I.P. Mickey Roonie

[Ackar]

Comedian John Pinette, 50, dies at Pa. hotel

PITTSBURGH (AP) - Chubby stand-up comedian and hapless carjacking victim from the final episode of "Seinfeld," John Pinette has died. He was 50.

The Allegheny County Medical Examiner's office says Pinette died at a Pittsburgh hotel on Saturday.

Pinette appeared in movies including "The Punisher" and had a trio of stand-up shows released on DVD but was perhaps best known as the portly carjacking victim whose plight lands the "Seinfeld" stars before a judge for failing to help under a "good Samaritan" law.

Agent Nick Nuciforo says Pinette had been working on another stand-up project when he died.

The medical examiner's office says Pinette's death was from natural causes.

[Merkus]

Ah, that sucks about Pinette. Funny man.

[Tinthalas Tigris]

The buffet owners around the world are very, very relieved.

McDonalds lost its employee of the century.

[Ninetoes]

The buffet owners around the world are very, very relieved.

McDonalds lost its employee of the century.

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[Schezar]

Dunno about the McD thing, but the buffet thing was one of Pinette's bits.

[Ackar]

The McDonald's comment was a part of his bit on people waiting until they are at the front of the line before deciding on what they want to order.

[Ninetoes]

I know

[Ninetoes]

Ultimate Warrior dead at 54

Hope he enjoys his journey to Parts Unknown

[PPatty]

He'll take control of the cockpit on the plane to the underworld, crash it into Hades' throne and rule forever with the gods at his sides.

[Dawlin]

RIP Jesse Winchester. Master at work:

[Mileron]

Bob Hoskins.

Ironically at dinner last night I mentioned to my fiancee that the only movie he'd hated making was the Super Mario movie.

[FilanFyretracker]

I guess the other valiant died then what will the rabbit do.

[Tinthalas Tigris]

Put leashes on Jet-Li.

[Ninetoes]

Acting master class right here

[Bonlainy]

Maya Angelou, dies at 86. I didn't realize she was that old, still a sad loss.

[Mileron]

Alice from Brady Bunch, Ann Davis, passed at 88

[Silverblade-T-E]

Rik Mayall, bugger!

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-27770266

[Ninetoes]

WHAT???

[Dawlin]

Was just about to post this. Noooooooooooo!