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    Sex stuff

    I don't have many outlets for this sort of thing, social media wise (fuck, it is invading my everything, these days), and this is the closest to anonymous that i am a part of (i suppose i could go to reddit for this sort of thing, but that thing has its own diverted outcomes) , so i am asking this here.

    Last night, while my wife and i were getting frisky, i was on top of and behind her, and she did *something* that ended up getting everything, and i mean *everything * ridiculously tighter. Like, my eyes rolling in the back of my head and losing my breath after we were done - tighter.

    I asked her what the hell she did and she laughed it off.

    Then this morning i asked her, she laughed again, and then said she would just remember that for the next time.

    I am more than familiar with kegels, but this was just nuts. I can't honestly figure out what the hell she did in this position, but it has got my brain going through some sort of logic vortex.

    What remains a mystery is more exciting than the truth perhaps?
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    Re: Sex stuff

    Perhaps you accidentally did her in the pooper?

    (Sorry, a tip of the hat to the old Graffe days)

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    Let me know when you figure it out....for science.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Merkus View Post
    Perhaps you accidentally did her in the pooper?

    (Sorry, a tip of the hat to the old Graffe days)
    I did double check. Completely different tension, though. As opposed to a fixed point

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    The jig is up. She crossed her legs.lol

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    Re: Sex stuff

    did you check afterwards for....bite marks?

    you know, Halloween n' all that....



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    Release the Kraken!

    Yes, I'll use that picture at every opportunity!

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    Certainly what it felt like.



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    The 'ol crossing the legs routine....gets em everytime.

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    Re: Sex stuff

    merkus' staatement is exactly why i opened this thread
    For copyright purposes, all of my posts are covered under the "Do What The Fuck You Want To Public License"
    http://sam.zoy.org/wtfpl/
    Noone should sue or be sued ambiguously.

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    Re: Sex stuff

    Merkus
    buhaha!!


    Hm....

    "Do her in the Cthulhu!"


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