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    The McRib is back!

    I just heard on the radio a little bit ago.

    I wish they'd just keep it available at all times.

    That said, if they did I probably wouldn't eat anything else because it's the most perfect sandwich that has ever existed (and I eat a LOT of sandwiches) sent down from the celestial realm by $deity herself to be appreciated only by worthy mortals who can appreciate the wonder of the creation.

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    Passing on the link in case any of you enjoy them.

    And no, Tinthalas, crock pot rib sandwiches are nothing like the actual mystical McRib.
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    Re: The McRib is back!

    Too much bbq sauce. High school cafeteria ruined it for me :-/

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    Re: The McRib is back!

    McRibs are made from lab grown meat cells harvested from alien remains in Area 51.

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    Re: The McRib is back!

    Quote Originally Posted by Merkus View Post
    McRibs are made from lab grown meat cells harvested from alien remains in Area 51.
    Appropriate revenge for all those rounds of "hide the pellet" they played on us then, I say.
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    Re: The McRib is back!

    My wife despises those things. I don't mind them, but they do make me think I'm eating in the school cafeteria.

    I'm guessing the reason they don't have them year round is the price of meat. It tends to drop during the fall since a lot of farmers send off some of their flock to go be "harvested" before the winter. They don't have to feed them then.

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    Re: The McRib is back!

    Quote Originally Posted by Merkus View Post
    McRibs are made from lab grown meat cells harvested from alien remains in Area 51.
    That's probably why they taste so delicious. Love that processed quality, I do.

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    Re: The McRib is back!

    One of the late night shows this week made the joke that someone at McDonald's must have moved a case of fries in the freezer and found some McRibs. "Hey, McRib is back!"

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    McRib, Now with 10% less rat.
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    Re: The McRib is back!

    Quote Originally Posted by FilanFyretracker View Post
    McRib, Now with 10% less rat.
    If that's what's holding it up they should add more so it's available year-round.
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