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    Two Maryhill men in a car with no music -- Who's driving?

    The Police.



    What's the most confusing day in Maryhill?

    Father's Day.



    What does a Maryhill girl use as protection during sex?

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    What do you call a Maryhill girl in a white tracksuit?

    The Bride.



    Man goes into a Glasgow library and asks "Here Dawl, Yae got a book on suicide?"

    Librarian replies "Fuck off ya bam, you'll no bring it back!"



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    Re: Two Maryhill men in a car with no music -- Who's driving?

    What is Maryhill?

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    Re: Two Maryhill men in a car with no music -- Who's driving?

    A working class suburb of Glasgow.

    The area was used as a set location for some of Trainspotting.

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    Re: Two Maryhill men in a car with no music -- Who's driving?

    Maryhill, where aw the men are bam's an' aw the women are Sengas!



    Kind of well known for its excess of dumbasses lol

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    Re: Two Maryhill men in a car with no music -- Who's driving?

    Quote Originally Posted by Silverblade-T-E View Post
    Maryhill, where aw the men are bam's an' aw the women are Sengas!



    Kind of well known for its excess of dumbasses lol
    Is that agnes reversewise and meant to mean a chav?

    Do they come with pacifiers automatically when they turn up preggers for the first time or do they just share with their spawn? :P
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    Re: Two Maryhill men in a car with no music -- Who's driving?

    yeah "Senga" = "Agnes" but often meant...hard ot explain lol, generally a female "Ned" but also has some other attributes or meanings form culture that are hard to explain and vary from place to place depending on how you us eit
    also from like trying to reverse their name or to make sound "fancier" than they are

    Ned is kind of Chav, but more....Morlockish
    English are puffties, even their Neds


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