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    Two Maryhill men in a car with no music -- Who's driving?

    The Police.



    What's the most confusing day in Maryhill?

    Father's Day.



    What does a Maryhill girl use as protection during sex?

    A bus shelter.



    What do you call a 30 year old Maryhill girl?

    Granny.



    What do you call a Maryhill girl in a white tracksuit?

    The Bride.



    Man goes into a Glasgow library and asks "Here Dawl, Yae got a book on suicide?"

    Librarian replies "Fuck off ya bam, you'll no bring it back!"



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    Re: Two Maryhill men in a car with no music -- Who's driving?

    What is Maryhill?

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    Re: Two Maryhill men in a car with no music -- Who's driving?

    A working class suburb of Glasgow.

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