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    Letters from the Second Civil War

    Need a laugh? Check this out:

    https://twitter.com/hashtag/secondcivilwarletters

    People writing tweets of letters sent home from the Second Civil War

    There's some hilarious ones... here's a small sample:

    "Dearest Emma, Colonel Hannity's red hats ambushed us at the Galleria yesterday. Many brave men were lost. We are down to our last wedge of Brie and the Chardonnay is dangerously close to room temperature. Remember: Tuesday is recycling . #SecondCivilWarLetters"

    "Dearest, An entire battalion of red hats fell to us yesterday. We made them read entire books of the Bible instead of out of context passages. The heads of three exploded on the spot others wandered away as if their lives were a lie."

    "My dearest Gladys, I saw a man lose his life today. His eyes looked past me, toward what I did not know. I kneeled at my fallen enemy. 'I could’ve been on your side,' he revealed between coughs. 'But for her emails,' he said as he met his fate."

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    Re: Letters from the Second Civil War

    Heh, nice find.

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    Dear Ma,

    This war shall end soon. The medics of the MAGA army are unable to treat the soldiers because bullet wounds are considered a pre-existing condition.
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    Re: Letters from the Second Civil War

    Apparently, this sprung up from something Alex Jones said about starting the next civil war on July 4th... but man it's a great read!

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    yup. He found out about the planned liberal rebellion scheduled today. Looking out my window, it seems all is quiet on the midwestern front. I'm thinking that we have to give the late risers time to finish their frappacino's and then it is ON!!!

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    lol!

    imagine the deadly fight with DVDs and CDs: Capitalist Chakrams!







    hm....
    the idea of switching the amyl nitrate and cocaine the smegheads in Westminster snort by the kilo, with some ammonium nitrate....





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    Quote Originally Posted by Silverblade-T-E View Post
    lol!

    imagine the deadly fight with DVDs and CDs: Capitalist Chakrams!







    hm....
    the idea of switching the amyl nitrate and cocaine the smegheads in Westminster snort by the kilo, with some ammonium nitrate....




    CDs as weapons Don't make me bring up Revolution X.
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    Re: Letters from the Second Civil War

    Quote Originally Posted by FilanFyretracker View Post
    CDs as weapons Don't make me bring up Revolution X.
    Dark Angel (or , stupid US name "I come in peace") had really awesome killer CDs!



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