I have bad news, good news, and bad news.
The bad news is the number I have for him is an old number.
The good news is that using the horrible powers at my disposal I have located everything about him up to the exact longitude and latitude of his home.
The bad news is that I'm too chickenshit to call him at this number and harass him, since it'd basically be an intrusion on his privacy imho since this wasn't a number freely given to me.
Sorry guys, I may be an evil jerk but I'm not up for dishonoring a friend that way.
p.s. yes I have all that information on most any of you I want to have it on, unless you're some goon living overseas. Think long and hard about that before you cast your No vote for me![]()