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  1. "Order Up"

    by , June 25th, 2008 at 09:41 PM (The Institution)
    (June 26, 2008 12:38 a.m.)

    Deep fried human head. It smells better than most people realize. Most people equate a good variety of cooked meet to chicken. Human flesh is different. It is more like beef. If you find a person with the right proportion of fat to meat ratio, it take similar to a prime select ribeye. For me, it took a good deal of searching, but then I found Craig. Craig was the executive chef of a restaurant named, Bently's. When I shoved his head in the boiling canola ...
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  2. Cell Phones

    by , June 22nd, 2008 at 08:58 PM (The Institution)
    Cell phones drive me nuts. We have all heard the term "electronic leash" and most people don't mind that they can be reach almost anywhere at almost any time of day. I am not one of those people. I find cell phones to be downright annoying. When you are doing something and not want to be bothered, the phone rings because you forgot to turn it off. If you are expecting an important call, it doesn't ring and you spend the day periodically looking at your phone to make sure that you didn't ...
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  3. Random facts

    by , June 22nd, 2008 at 08:48 PM (The Institution)
    Two-digit Interstate numbers are designed to let drivers know the general direction of the highway. If the Interstate has an odd number, it runs north-south. Interstates with even numbers run east-west.
    Yahoo! is an acronym for “Yet Another Hiearchical Officious Oracle.” David Filo and Jerry Yang were in a trailer in Palo Alto, Calif., thinking of a name for their hobby!
    Male fruit flies learn from their dating disasters much like human males do—by avoiding exes, or
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  4. Catch of the Day

    by , June 22nd, 2008 at 02:18 PM (Merkus' Blogtastic Blog o Bologna)
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    Doodles
  5. Drink and drive?

    by , June 21st, 2008 at 09:44 PM (The Institution)