For at least the last month, I've been looking forward to going to my first train show in almost twenty years. Last night at dinner... Wife: So what are you doing tomorrow while I'm at work? Me: Going to that train show in Maryland Wife: Nice! Brother going with you? Me: No, he's sick Wife: Bummer. Me: And I don't know any other train people. Wife: What about the guy you geocached with? Me: He's in CT this weekend with ...